cowsay

Redhat and CentOS users: sudo yum install cowsay
[vagrant@localhost rss]$ cowsay all is not better
 ___________________
< all is not better >
 -------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

-manual
man cowsay

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min jQuery is much faster than usual jQuery.